[13:42] Delekay: the definition of agony:
[13:42] Delekay: an elephant sliding down a thirty foot razor blade using his balls for brakes.
[13:42] liquidlimerick: ...adsfjhsdgfsdhgfjs
[13:42] * Kay[plaguesleep] LAUGHS
[13:43] liquidlimerick: but the razor would BREAK
[13:43] Delekay: fuck you with your logic
[13:43] Kay[plaguesleep]: maybe it's ( Read more... )

[19:08] Jericulya: i love that man ( Read more... )

[09:07] *** liquidlimerick has joined #shenanigans ( Read more... )

[15:04] * ProfDelvier is the evil pope.
[15:05] custardpringle: HAHA I guessed right
[15:05] ProfDelvier: hahahahaha
[15:05] custardpringle: I was gonna ask if Dele was a bishop now
[15:05] ProfDelvier: i've decided catholicism is all wrong, and it's time i took over
[15:05] custardpringle: I support this
[15:05] Kaybird: we worship raptor jesus now
[15: ( Read more... )

[03:15] Jillian: Mona: *cakes Lalla* >:3
[03:15] Kai: X3
[03:16] ProfDelvier: Lalla: >( *tells Mona's mom who REALLY pushed that boy out of the tree house in 1995*
[03:16] Jillian: Mona: [03:18] decon|afk: eric: i'm not sure i want to be baked in a cake ( Read more... )

[01:15] Jillian: ah, the usage of +where, when everyone can see you having a private scene with characters who are or ARE NOT your IC SO ( Read more... )

[06:04] cp_edumacatin: . . . aw gorrammit I was only supposed to prepare questions about one source, not all four
[06:05] * cp_edumacatin could have gotten a good two hours more sleep and skipped the 27-page article about how sex is like falconry >[06:05] ProfJilvier: ...i really fucking hope sex is not like falconry, or i'm rethinking any future ( Read more... )

[04:57] Slarti: I'd have probably thought of something involving horrible rain-based jokes.
[04:58] ProfDelvier: hahahaha
[04:58] ProfDelvier: 'Rake' was suggested
[04:58] ProfDelvier: apt, but too much like his real surname :(
[04:58] Slarti: I think it'd be funny to see him try to seriously pass himself off as "Ethan Storm", complete with Macho Man ( Read more... )

[01:24] ProfDelvier: http://community.livejournal.com/couples_therapy/102147.html horrifically tame tie porn
[01:24] ProfDelvier: Enfys: You are such a pouty bastard.
[01:26] Jillian: HEE. I love that. That's a notch on the bedpost for Elizabeth, innit.
[01:26] ProfDelvier: Totes > ( Read more... )

[20:27] ProfDelvier: i'm going to prank call people with lemuel
[20:27] ProfDelvier: his purr sounds like a creepy stalker's heavy breathing.
[20:27] Jillian: hahahhaha
[20:29] Karra: aw
[20:30] Jericulya: next up
[20:30] Jericulya: using him to actually stalk people
[20:30] Jillian: HAHAAhahha
[20:31] Jillian: >o____o[20:31] Jericulya: Jeremy ( Read more... )